Grab your free airplane headphones and get in line like the rest of us on an all new LIVE! Pat is potty training his firstborn, which gives the Boiz a good excuse to do another complainy episode about how people need to better behave themselves. Matt is no longer a lib mask wearer. Pat forgets butter in his muffins. Plus, if CeeDee Lamb had two months to live, should he be able to circumvent concussion protocol? Why did Matt turn down directing Iron Man? Is Pat wishing for a destabilizing event? If evil people can do it, so can we, and it all happens LIVE!
355: Contract Negotiations
Grab your sailor uniform and head to Indianapolis for an all new LIVE! Matt has agreed to sign a contract to be a worker at Pat's gym, and now all that is left is to negotiate the fine print. Pat details his trip to the most boring city in the world. Matt attends his first farm crawl to surprising results. Friend of the Show Jared hems and haws with the best of them. Plus, is Pat up here umm'ing? What are the logistics of poison ivy? Is Matt the beta in an alpaca hierarchy? All that and dream kinks and it all happens LIVE!
354: I Have Nipples, Amanda, Could You Milk Me?
Grab your nipstick and bring your Patbuster energy to an all new LIVE! Superfan Amanda makes her triumphant return to talk about her experience growing up on a dairy farm. The Boiz are cow curious and bring all their burning questions. How powerful is the stream from an udder? Is raw milk gross? Why is there a big glass ball? Plus, Pat confirms if horses are evil. All cows go to Canada. The pod is getting worse with time. Shareholder’s asked us to raise marginalized voices and we’re doing it LIVE!
353: Moms
Grab your bug-zapping tennis racket and join us at the Adolf Shpunkler Book Letter for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are dedicating an entire episode (well, half an episode) to moms: what they do and what they deserve. Does Pat have trouble coming to Matt's defense? Who is the Sassy Assassin? Why haven't they figured out eyes yet? Plus, Pat nearly does violence at a carriage corral and Matt starts a new social media app called MommyShot. It's a postmodern exploration of animal rights and it all happens LIVE!
352: Happy Halfoween
Grab your vague invite and drive down Jeff Foxworthy Highway on an all new LIVE! We're halfway to Halloween, and we are celebrating with a day that's half of a ween, not a full ween. Matt shoves jelly beans in his mouth. Pat's party is super well lit. Halfoween Spirit is a normal guy. Plus, who shot first in the Marvin Gardens War? Why is Matt a pumpkin seed? What did Pat see on his drive through upstate New York that sent him into a blind rage? All that and a haunted beach walk and it all happens LIVE!
351: Chimp Civil War
Grab your sticky muffins and form a new religion on an all new LIVE! There is a chimp civil war raging in Uganda and the Boiz are here to end it. Pat lives for free hotel breakfasts. Matt builds a KongDome. Floridians are wading through hip-high iguanas. Plus, are the western chimps actually time travelers? When did Michael Scott leave baseball? Who would be better at brokering a chimp ceasefire: JD Vance or an orangutan with two broken legs? You've never seen a month be so rude, and it all happens LIVE!
350: Crawls
Grab your social battery and head to the petting zoo with Drake Claye for an all new LIVE! Gotta be some good crawls out there, right? Matt finally tells the story of why he yelled at an airline rep. Pat wants to taste dog milk. Robert De Niro can't speak Italian. Plus, does Pat draw his anger from the earth? Why did a Patriots player give Matt his number? Where did Carl get his Mountain Dew vending machine? All that and nipples vs. udders and it all happens LIVE!
349: The Boiz Solve the Gas Crisis
Grab your dripping tail pipes and sell your egg futures on an all new LIVE! The Boiz have solved eggs, they’ve stopped the fences, they’ve saved baseball, and they’ve tracked down a dangerous lizard. Next on their list? Lowering gas prices. Matt walks eight miles to the movies. Pat’s leg gets scraped like an overripe nectarine. Elon blows another hole five miles up river. Plus, why did we buy all these diesel TVs? Why is Matt horny for a spaceship? Why do dinosaur scales taste so good to cars? All that and yelling at Pat, which is exactly what Chester would want, and it all happens LIVE!
348: We Bought a Zoo
Grab your Guardian cap and join us on the moving walkway for an all new LIVE! The Boiz bought a zoo and it’s time for them to implement their vision. Pat wants parks without borders. Matt puts elephants up for adoption. Mister Lister procures a soul for the depths of hell. Plus, what’s the mediumest animal? Can you discriminate against motorcycle riders? Why do otters smell like acorns? All that and a kick in a glass, and in a pouch, and it all happens LIVE!
347: The Next Great Theme Park Ride
Grab your pseudo-coffin and join us in the rainforest for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are upgrading the Universal and Disney theme parks with hot new ride ideas. Pat is the Mulder to Matt's Scully as they uncover more truths about the Roger Williams zoo deaths of 2026. Letterboxd's top 10 movies of the 80s and 90s are revealed. Plus, is Matt's voice finally dropping? Is Jimmy Fallon imprisoned in a gem? Why can't Pat have the glass ball ride? All that and Poseidon's fury and it all happens LIVE!
346: Career Change Advice
Grab your Gaspee Days gauntlet and throw it down in an all new LIVE! Matt's industry is in jeopardy, and the Boiz are spitballing possible career changes. Matt reveals his biggest regret in life. Pat gets a promotion. Norman Coughcheck Jr. kicks Billy the Singing Boy off Broadway. Plus, could Pat put his computer in the cloud? Is the poet laureate a spy? Why does Greta hate baby birds? More gyms, more people, more stuff, and it all happens LIVE!
345: Movie Trek: Final Contact
Grab your butt birth rhino and join us in Hollywood for the final episode in our special movie ranking series! The Boiz are revealing their five favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Matt has injustice done upon him. Pat loves ice, but not the berg kind. Bill Paxton goes head-to-head with Sam Elliot. Plus, can Matt get re-dragged? How much would you pay for Wonka’s golden ticket? Has Pat ever seen The Goonies? Atticus Articus Finch McGee is here to get revenge and it all happens LIVE!
344: Bungalow Boiz and the Raiders of the Lost Movies
Grab your pallet of SpaghettiOs and join Ghost Busey for an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz continue their cinematic journey. Matt watches Road House for the first time. Pat hates Snow White. Indiana Jones is dirty Bond. Plus, can Neo surf? Is ET from Endor? Who is that Egyptian guy from all the textbooks? Don’t meet Matt’s really creepy heroes. Especially when it all happens LIVE!
343: Movie Rankings 2-Judgment Day
Grab your Greek-inspired pockets and run afoul in an all new LIVE! The Boiz have been dragged, and now they’re back for more pain. Pat gets hit with a blizzard so bad it changes his opinion on avalanches. Matt flirts with the Little Mermaid but not in a creepy way. Mom lets us stay up late. Plus, would Pat go to Road House? What other classic movies has Matt not seen? Are grits real? All that and huffing paint fumes and it’s all fine because it all happens LIVE!
342: Back to the Movies, Part I (18.5-25)
Grab your neurolizer and hop in the DeLorean for a trip down memory lane on a new LIVE! The Bungalow Boiz are suffering from post-football scaries so they are back in their safe space talking their favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Pat shoots from the love gun. Matt get scared by an alien in a dress. Dieter Dengler Died on Digg’s birthday. Plus, is Rip Torn a name? Why are they setting cows on fire? Why are there so many airplanes? All that and the pug market and it all happens LIVE!
341: The One For Us
Grab your pants and join the Boiz as they do one just for them. Matt recaps his weekend attending Super Bowl LX. Pat talks halftime shows of the 60s to today. Drake Maye sees ghosts. Plus, is there a bag in the house? Is Benito the most talented person on Earth? Does Friend-of-the-Show Jared wear jeans? All that and gas station coffee and it all happens LIVE!
340: Big Game Snacks
Grab your rally sticks and get sticky with it on an all new LIVE! It's Super Bowl weekend, so it's time to talk munchies for the Big Game. Matt gets buddied. Pat throws a lot of hooks in the water. London arc over, new arc pending. Plus, why doesn't Pat think nachos are worth it anymore? Will Matt get propositioned by robot prostitutes at the Super Bowl? Does sushi have good mouth feel? All that and peak sadness and it all happens LIVE!
339: Booze
Grab your Scrimshaw Shanks and join us in the ancient vineyards for an all new LIVE! Matt is disliked by service staff. Pat is a private sauna guy. Big Electric has a new scheme. Plus, why won't Matt ever beat the rich boy allegations? Would you buy a bomb cyclone from an ice cream truck? Is Pat giving up on owning the libs? All that and camp dirt and it all happens LIVE!
338: Chips
Grab your Doritos and head to the party for an all new LIVE! The nuclear cockroaches of podcasting are back with another episode for the normies. What three chip brands are at every picnic? Is popcorn a chip? Are the Golden Globes rigged? Plus, Pat gets airbrushed. Matt is conflicted about his birthday. The Boiz put a pause on pasta. All that and some after dark football talk and it all happens LIVE!
337: Optimize the Sahara
Grab your lake nachos and join us in the desert for dessert on an all new LIVE! There is so much space in the Sahara and it's time we do something with it. Matt pipes in all the water from the melting ice caps. Pat makes a giant birthday cake for aliens. Plus, why is there a podcast category for the Golden Globes? Are Asian nations weaponizing our trash? What is your dream mount? All that and the poisonous substance called comedy and it all happens LIVE!