Grab your social battery and head to the petting zoo with Drake Claye for an all new LIVE! Gotta be some good crawls out there, right? Matt finally tells the story of why he yelled at an airline rep. Pat wants to taste dog milk. Robert De Niro can't speak Italian. Plus, does Pat draw his anger from the earth? Why did a Patriots player give Matt his number? Where did Carl get his Mountain Dew vending machine? All that and nipples vs. udders and it all happens LIVE!
349: The Boiz Solve the Gas Crisis
Grab your dripping tail pipes and sell your egg futures on an all new LIVE! The Boiz have solved eggs, they’ve stopped the fences, they’ve saved baseball, and they’ve tracked down a dangerous lizard. Next on their list? Lowering gas prices. Matt walks eight miles to the movies. Pat’s leg gets scraped like an overripe nectarine. Elon blows another hole five miles up river. Plus, why did we buy all these diesel TVs? Why is Matt horny for a spaceship? Why do dinosaur scales taste so good to cars? All that and yelling at Pat, which is exactly what Chester would want, and it all happens LIVE!
348: We Bought a Zoo
Grab your Guardian cap and join us on the moving walkway for an all new LIVE! The Boiz bought a zoo and it’s time for them to implement their vision. Pat wants parks without borders. Matt puts elephants up for adoption. Mister Lister procures a soul for the depths of hell. Plus, what’s the mediumest animal? Can you discriminate against motorcycle riders? Why do otters smell like acorns? All that and a kick in a glass, and in a pouch, and it all happens LIVE!
347: The Next Great Theme Park Ride
Grab your pseudo-coffin and join us in the rainforest for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are upgrading the Universal and Disney theme parks with hot new ride ideas. Pat is the Mulder to Matt's Scully as they uncover more truths about the Roger Williams zoo deaths of 2026. Letterboxd's top 10 movies of the 80s and 90s are revealed. Plus, is Matt's voice finally dropping? Is Jimmy Fallon imprisoned in a gem? Why can't Pat have the glass ball ride? All that and Poseidon's fury and it all happens LIVE!
346: Career Change Advice
Grab your Gaspee Days gauntlet and throw it down in an all new LIVE! Matt's industry is in jeopardy, and the Boiz are spitballing possible career changes. Matt reveals his biggest regret in life. Pat gets a promotion. Norman Coughcheck Jr. kicks Billy the Singing Boy off Broadway. Plus, could Pat put his computer in the cloud? Is the poet laureate a spy? Why does Greta hate baby birds? More gyms, more people, more stuff, and it all happens LIVE!
345: Movie Trek: Final Contact
Grab your butt birth rhino and join us in Hollywood for the final episode in our special movie ranking series! The Boiz are revealing their five favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Matt has injustice done upon him. Pat loves ice, but not the berg kind. Bill Paxton goes head-to-head with Sam Elliot. Plus, can Matt get re-dragged? How much would you pay for Wonka’s golden ticket? Has Pat ever seen The Goonies? Atticus Articus Finch McGee is here to get revenge and it all happens LIVE!
344: Bungalow Boiz and the Raiders of the Lost Movies
Grab your pallet of SpaghettiOs and join Ghost Busey for an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz continue their cinematic journey. Matt watches Road House for the first time. Pat hates Snow White. Indiana Jones is dirty Bond. Plus, can Neo surf? Is ET from Endor? Who is that Egyptian guy from all the textbooks? Don’t meet Matt’s really creepy heroes. Especially when it all happens LIVE!
343: Movie Rankings 2-Judgment Day
Grab your Greek-inspired pockets and run afoul in an all new LIVE! The Boiz have been dragged, and now they’re back for more pain. Pat gets hit with a blizzard so bad it changes his opinion on avalanches. Matt flirts with the Little Mermaid but not in a creepy way. Mom lets us stay up late. Plus, would Pat go to Road House? What other classic movies has Matt not seen? Are grits real? All that and huffing paint fumes and it’s all fine because it all happens LIVE!
342: Back to the Movies, Part I (18.5-25)
Grab your neurolizer and hop in the DeLorean for a trip down memory lane on a new LIVE! The Bungalow Boiz are suffering from post-football scaries so they are back in their safe space talking their favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Pat shoots from the love gun. Matt get scared by an alien in a dress. Dieter Dengler Died on Digg’s birthday. Plus, is Rip Torn a name? Why are they setting cows on fire? Why are there so many airplanes? All that and the pug market and it all happens LIVE!
341: The One For Us
Grab your pants and join the Boiz as they do one just for them. Matt recaps his weekend attending Super Bowl LX. Pat talks halftime shows of the 60s to today. Drake Maye sees ghosts. Plus, is there a bag in the house? Is Benito the most talented person on Earth? Does Friend-of-the-Show Jared wear jeans? All that and gas station coffee and it all happens LIVE!
340: Big Game Snacks
Grab your rally sticks and get sticky with it on an all new LIVE! It's Super Bowl weekend, so it's time to talk munchies for the Big Game. Matt gets buddied. Pat throws a lot of hooks in the water. London arc over, new arc pending. Plus, why doesn't Pat think nachos are worth it anymore? Will Matt get propositioned by robot prostitutes at the Super Bowl? Does sushi have good mouth feel? All that and peak sadness and it all happens LIVE!
339: Booze
Grab your Scrimshaw Shanks and join us in the ancient vineyards for an all new LIVE! Matt is disliked by service staff. Pat is a private sauna guy. Big Electric has a new scheme. Plus, why won't Matt ever beat the rich boy allegations? Would you buy a bomb cyclone from an ice cream truck? Is Pat giving up on owning the libs? All that and camp dirt and it all happens LIVE!
338: Chips
Grab your Doritos and head to the party for an all new LIVE! The nuclear cockroaches of podcasting are back with another episode for the normies. What three chip brands are at every picnic? Is popcorn a chip? Are the Golden Globes rigged? Plus, Pat gets airbrushed. Matt is conflicted about his birthday. The Boiz put a pause on pasta. All that and some after dark football talk and it all happens LIVE!
337: Optimize the Sahara
Grab your lake nachos and join us in the desert for dessert on an all new LIVE! There is so much space in the Sahara and it's time we do something with it. Matt pipes in all the water from the melting ice caps. Pat makes a giant birthday cake for aliens. Plus, why is there a podcast category for the Golden Globes? Are Asian nations weaponizing our trash? What is your dream mount? All that and the poisonous substance called comedy and it all happens LIVE!
336: Trendy New Numbers
Grab your calculator and flip it upside down to see the true meaning of 8008 on an all new LIVE! 6-7 is so in with the young folk that the Boiz have decided to choose the next big number trend. Putting sprinkles in your ice cream is 101. On national donut day you can get 1-800. You tried really hard but you came up 39. Plus, who is profile 1460? Should the outro be Matt singing the Space Cases theme song? Holes can just open in the earth now? All that and saturated PB&J markets and it all happens LIVE!
335: Frosty's Family Fun Hour
Grab your magic hat and join us in a generic northern American town for a family friendly hour of hugs! In the first ever episode of the show not certified as "explicit," the Boiz breakdown the Christmas hit Frosty the Snowman just in time for the holidays. It's a journey of horror where the walls between dimensions thin and the mycelium is brought to life. Plus, who owns trash? Did Frosty cause the ice age? Is Professor Hinkle a real professor? All that and messy, messy, messy and it all happens LIVE!
334: New Year, New Blank
Grab your milk crates and have a seat for an all new LIVE! The Boiz review their revolutions from 2025 and prepare for the year ahead. Pat is micro-dosing sleep. Matt has high cholesterol. Winnie the Pooh is in the Epstein files. Plus, did Pat successfully hang up the wig? What country is Matt going to on his next vacation? Did Dad bring in the tuna? All that and a spark of corrupted insanity and it all happens LIVE!
333: Christmas Magic
Grab your reallyvaluabalanium and get ready for the holidays on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are harnessing Christmas magic and if Pat runs out of space on his computer the show will just end. Matt is overly accessible. Papa sold his business. Patience is weening herself off sugar. Plus, otter deaths: criminal? What is the most popular show among listeners who also listen to this show? Can Pat ask you something? All that and joy vampires and it all happens LIVE!
332: Epstein Files Spin Zone
Grab your files and prepare to lawyer up on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are doing current events this week, for better or for worse (you decide!). Are things extra dark this year? Is the podcast's lack of success actually impressive? Is Pat's cat sick for crapping on the floor, or just a jerk? Plus, Pat's gym gets ICE attacked. Matt finds a doppelgänger in Florida. The island has good bones. All that and the Obama files and it all happens LIVE!
331: Mystery Box
Grab your horn shoe and remake bad movies on an all new LIVE! Tony Bennett has died and the Boiz are here to cheer you up. Matt gets a job offer in Tunisia. Pat is attacked for having limited memory (on his computer). Guillermo does "Wolf Man." Plus, can a squirrel bite a finger off? Are horses bad for the ozone? Is Tony Romo okay? Sources across the web weigh in and it all happens LIVE!