Grab your bath salts and get high with Pooh on an all new LIVE! We’re taking Disney titles and updating them for 2022. Cruella? Don’t assume gender. Dumbo? Don’t assume intelligence. Snow White and the…tune in to find out. Plus, Matt gets food shamed. Nate gets pink eye. Pat gets frightened by an old cartoon. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
130: Just Fries
Grab your potato log and get in the fryer for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re doing fries. Not best fries. Just fries. Is a tater tot a fry? Is the Wedding Planning Podcast purposefully withholding our episode of their show? Plus, Matt walks in on someone in the bathroom stall at work. Pat thinks that sperm banks have masterbation machines. Nate is working on a new fry invention. It’s all new and it’s all LIVE!
129: Illnesses
Grab your ice bucket and prepare to be challenged with a “hilarious” new episode of LIVE! What are some illnesses? The common cold, that’s one for sure. Plus, which of the Bung Boiz has COVID? Is “Black Death” problematic? Are potatoes objectively funnier than diseases? The boiz are doing their best to be funny against all odds and it all goes down LIVE!
128: Rename the Washington Football Team
Grab your sloppy Joes and meet us in Nate’s bedroom for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are here to name the Washington Football Team! Get ready to root for the Washington Red Army. Matt thinks that the jersey should be styled after the dollar bill. Nate wants to use this chance to save endangered species. Pat moves the team to London and gives them wings. Plus, could a team of all-stars from around the world beat the Jaguars? How often does Nate change his baby’s diapers? Which team will win the Super Bowl? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
127: Worst Football Game Sponsors if Their Product Was Dumped on Your Head
Grab your micro penis and strand in front of LeBron James at the urinal for a new episode of LIVE! What company’s product would you least want dumped on your head? Pat won’t stop talking about cereal. Matt has blood lust. Nate doesn’t want to list Home Depot products so don’t even try him. Everyone is grumpy and it goes about as well as you expect. Urine, meet kitty litter. It’s all happening LIVE!
126: To Zero Too Two
Grab your tools and organize them in a highly aspirational new episode of LIVE! The boiz are reviewing their 2021 revolutions and getting ready for a new year. Pat handled his hair loss problem by shaving off all his hair. Nate reached all his goals by not setting any of them. Matt changes his goal of wasting less time to wasting more time. Plus, is Shakespeare a writer? How much cereal is too much cereal? Should Nate build a treehouse?
125: What Would Change if You Were Santa
Grab your wings, beer, and rocket fuel and meet us in the North (or South) Pole for a Christmas episode of LIVE! The Boiz are back with their holiday episode and for the third straight year forgot about Hanukkah. They are taking over as Santa and there are about to be some changes around here as a result! Matt fires all the elves. Pat replaces the reindeer with gators. Nate only checks the naughty/nice list once. Plus, would society be better or worse if we could see live rankings of everyone’s chances at getting into Heaven? Is Santa Matt a power-hungry tyrant? Could Nate give up beer for a full month? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
124: Best Things to Do When Hungover
Grab your crappy Yankee swap gift and prepare to be stuck with it because there’s no swapping on an all new LIVE! What are the best things to do when you have a hangover? The boiz do puke talk for the first time and it’s not as disgusting as Nate’s eating habits. Plus, Nate blows his kid’s first Christmas present. Matt hears a bird. Pat does a whole Cereal & Circumstance bit. We’re just killing time here but it all happens LIVE!
123: Alternate Identities for Your Everyday Life
Grab your melon and let John Farmer tell you how to knock it on an all new LIVE. What alternate identities would you assume to make everyday tasks more bearable? Nate becomes Nayte in bed so that he can give more pleasure to his wife. Matt becomes Maxx at work and dumps all his stress on him. Pat becomes Matt whenever he needs to do math, but then Matt refuses to leave his body. Plus, are Americans too accepting of others? Is Nate a Jerry? Can Matt get a speeding ticket if his driver identity is a Buddhist monk? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
122: Ways to Save the Orinoco Crocodiles
Grab your Bandaid and meet us at Domes-R-Us for a charitable new episode of LIVE! With CrocFest right around the corner, it’s time for the Boiz to come up with ways to save the endangered Venezuelan crocs. Nate is willing to donate up to a million dollars (one dollar for every 5-star review). Pat introduces all the crocs to Jesus. Matt thinks the crocodiles are going extinct because they are anti-maskers. Plus, would you bang an animal to save its species from extinction? Why did Pat’s grandpa have a gator chained up in his swamp? Is Chile taller than America? Find out that and more as it all happens LIVE!
121: Worst People to Have in Your Ear
Grab your tiny Tony Romo head and join us in our own ears for a new episode of LIVE! Who are some of the worst people to have talking in your ear 24/7? Does Nate hate the troops? Is Matt racist against Latinas? Does Pat discriminate against lisps? Plus, Dracula is back. Bill Cosby wants pudding pops. It’s Black Friday and we’re all in line for another live episode of LIVE!
120: Alternative Turkey Stuffings
Grab your baby Jesus and meet us in the cavity for a Thanksgiving episode of LIVE! Stuffing is played out. What else can you stick in your turkey? Matt sticks all his food receipts in there and makes people pay a share. Nate invents gelatinous coffee. Pat turns his turkey into a poor person piñata. Plus, what’s up with CrocFest? How early is too early for lunch? And is any of this funny? Find out when it all happens LIVE!
119: The One With the Whale Ant
Grab your bug wings and join The Fray for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal/animal hybrids would you want in a battle Royale? Bears can fly. Frogs have horns. Ants are whales. Plus, find out why Matt once peed himself in the back seat of a car as a full-grown adult. Nate finally goes to a concert from a year ago. Pat tries to crawl up someone’s butt. How weird can this thing get? Let’s find out!
118: Worst Followups
Grab your egg sandwich and meet us in the week after the Halloween show for the next show. What are some of the worst followups? The Bung Boiz set the bar high for disappointing sequels to high-quality podcast episodes. Pat makes an Iraq War joke. Matt leaves halfway through to grab a snack. Nate doesn’t let his wife enjoy candy. Plus, how does that song “Riptide” go? What is your favorite early-2000’s disaster? How can this get any worse? It all happens LIVE!
117: Witches' Brews
Grab your Buffalo sauce-infused chicken blood and meet your drunkle for a new episode of LIVE! It’s our favorite holiday of the year and the Bung Boiz are pulling out all the stops. Special guest Dracula joins the Bungalow to discuss good soup, Abe Lincoln’s credit card debt, and more. Plus, Would Matt eat Pat's child for immortality? What's a serum? What's the scariest egg? Boiz be brewin’ and it all happens LIVE!
116: Emojis You Want to Bang
Grab your juicy peach and meet us in the special breastfeeding section of your workplace for a new LIVE! What emoji do you want to bone? Matt gets intimidated by a fan. Nate tells a verbal TikTok. Pat puts some hair on a trigger. Plus, are smiley emojis gendered? How old are the emojis? Why is Nate drinking beer out of a giant boob? Buddhist, Nirvana, Buddhist, Nirvana. And it all happens LIVE!
115: Squid Games From the Beach Bungalow
Grab your frozen celery and join us on the big shelf for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What childhood games would you choose to play if losing meant you were killed? Matt has never heard of Four Square because he went to a rich kid school. Pat is in a fight over the temperature of his fridge. Nate likes to hide. Plus, should the next Bond be a woman? What childhood memory did Matt suppress? Did Pat ever learn how to draw lines between dots in high school? All that and more on an all new LIVE!
114: Crisps
Grab your fish and crisps and meet us in London for a crunchy new episode of LIVE! What are your favorite crisps? Matt is excited for the crisp autumn air. Nate uses his crisper drawer for cheese. Pat isn’t allowed to talk about cereal but he does anyway. Plus, hear the story about Nate’s $1,000 Oreo. Listen to multiple vending machine jokes. Marvel at Matt’s Elvis impression. And so much more. Fresh air, green trees, and LIIIIVE.
113: Cast Yourself in the New Mario Movie
Grab your red shells and join us in Marioland for a new episode of LIVE! The casting for the new Mario movie is out and the boiz are casting themselves in their own version of the video game adaptation. Pat really doesn’t like Chris Pratt. Matt really doesn’t like the Rock. Nate really doesn’t like that he’s being compared to Wario. Plus, do the Japanese hate turtles? Are there turtles in space? Is Matt a red turtle or a green turtle? All your turtle questions will be answered and it all happens LIVE!
112: Misnomers
Grab your good soup and meet us in the marinara trench for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that are incorrectly named, and how can you fix them? Are humans fish? What came first, orange or orange? What’s a closet? Plus, it’s soup season and the boiz are talking favorites and least favorites. Reality is called in to question. Killer elves, blowchores, and reverse holes. Go to sleep, bozos! It’s LIVE!