Grab your lever and pull to kill aliens in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are tackling the moral dilemma of the trolley problem. Would Pat kill the best Jurassic movie to preserve the other five? Would Matt murder a friendly dragon to save a necrophiliac? Is running over Jesus allowed since he's meant to die for our sins anyway? Plus, the Muppets meet Saddam. A turkey attacks. Pat's old plastic movie theater cup meets a tragic end. All that and shrimp tacos and it all happens LIVE!
306: Time Rattlers
Grab your gaggledygoo and join the Part Oners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here to further their exploration of post-modern friendship. Did people eat mummies? How does flying happen? Is Edmonton named after a guy called Ed? Plus, Pat gives his graham cracker life hack. Matt rallies his social network to win a rare book. The Normals meet expectations again. Non-exploding children prevail and it all happens LIVE!
305: Insurance You Actually Want
Grab your big juicy un-moisturized arms and meet us in Venice Beach for an all new LIVE! We all need insurance, but we don't actually want it. Well, now we do! Pat insures going to new restaurants. Matt insures his unrealized goals. plus, is 2025 a filler episode for humanity? Are you getting down with freeze-dried fruit? Is lip balm snake oil? All that and the reverse flash and it all happens LIVE!
304: Night Club for Olds
Grab your oxygen tanks and make your way to the VIP rug recliners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening a new night club and it's strictly for the age bracket that isn't allowed to listen to the show (nursing home eligibles and above). Pat cashes in on dumb dumbs. Matt isn't worried about Will Anderson. Jack Black gets the good Twisted Tea. Plus, do you want us to brainwash you? Why can't you twitch the curtains? Wouldn't it be nice if you could just go into a closet for ten minutes? All that and fancy people eating mummies and it all happens LIVE!
303: Part Two-Rich Matt/Poor Pat
Grab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!
303: Part One-Not a Waste of 20 Minutes
Grab your scissorhands and backstab Pat in part one of an all new LIVE! There is a new pope in town and he bleeds red, white, and blue. But is he American enough? Plus, Matt commits betrayal Pat. Pat is a guy's guy. The devil makes pea soup. This post-friendship modern exploration of something might be nonsense, but it's not a waste of 20 minutes! And it's LIVE!
302: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters: "Back to the Future Part III" (1990)
Grab your big container of chopped up logs and meet us in 1885 for a new Beach Bung Block! Take a swig of wake up juice and let's talk movies. For the first time in 5.5 years, Matt speaks properly into his mic. Pat learns all about Jules Verne. Robert Zemeckis has a weird fixation with the uncanny valley. Plus, who is the barbed wire salesman? Would you stay or would you go? Mom, that salesman is on TV! All that and ZZ Tops and it all happens LIVE!
301: Animal Grifts
Grab your farm-to-table needles and meet us at the torture farm for an all new LIVE! Fresh off the realization that Mystic Aquarium is running a beluga whale scheme, the Boiz are concocting new animal grifts. Would a crab eat your feet? Would your blood clot if you were cut in half but had endless blood? How many times can a lizard lose its tail? Plus, big update on Fencepocolypse. Matt milks a squid. Pat has the hands of an armadillo. All that and the sleepy sewing frequency and it all happens LIVE!
300: Clear Fifth Overall
Grab your soy sauce tequila with ocean lime garnish and join us on the sand carpet for the 300th episode! Through the throngs of homeless elephant protesters awaits a star-studded affair, with everyone from Doug Pitt to the flock of turkey ghosts in attendance. Pat is horny at the birth. Matt fights bag straps. Dan dumps the goop. Plus, an NFL legend gets banned from the show. Seniors are panic-stricken. A rift in space/time opens. Yuge coins, ten feet long, ten feet wide. You don't know who will drop in when we take a surreal post-modern stroll down memory lane and it all happens LIVE!
299: How Will the Podcast End?
Grab your government cheese and join us on the upper floor kingdom of post-tsunami Jamaica in an all new LIVE! The 300-episode prequel celebration is here, and the Boiz are reflecting on the eventual end of their show. Matt reads Charles Dickens. Pat gets taxed on his jet ski exports. Bobby Kookamungus sues the pod for all it’s worth, which is nothing. Plus, we is rot? What do you want? Is the world ready for an Asian pope? Modern, hip, all over the place. It’s a post-modern resuscitation examination of male friendship and it all happens LIVE!
298: Easter Week
Grab your government-issued rabbit and join us at participating retail outlets for an all new LIVE! They’re chuckling. They’re buckling. They’re doing that thing where they wing it. Slime is hot in the streets. Everybody is Sinbad. Beluga whales are insanely bald. Plus, what if Black Friday was December 23rd? Was Jesus down for eight weeks or three days? Would you blast off in a unisex bathroom? Baskets. Grass. Eggs. Chocolate. It all happens LIVE!
297: Stop the Fences
Grab your magnetic hoochywhatchy and join us on Skull Island for an all new LIVE! Pat’s neighbor is trying to erect a fence and it’s up to the Bung Boiz to stop him. Matt buys up all the surrounding property. Pat adopts a snow leopard. Fence Biggly sells Invisible Fence 2. Plus, does the earth tilt? Is VHS making a comeback? What is the next Beach Bungalow Blockbuster? Elephant mail is delivered here and it all happens LIVE!
296: Sell Me On It
Grab your rich person injection and head to the library of ignorance on an all new LIVE! It’s Friday, which means another episode is here whether Pat likes it or not. Puke fear abounds as the Boiz try to sell each other on things such as traveling more and watching good TV shows. You know, the really tough stuff. Is a bathroom a room? Would Matt be a bad parent? Can Pat find it within himself to believe climate change is real? Plus, the Pecky Hound. Chekov’s Cat. Purposeful Pissing. It’s rock bottom and it all happens LIVE!
295: Pitchfork Opinions
Grab your full moon pair and beat the robot in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are throwing controversial opinions around and they’re ready for the pitchforks to come for them. Pat is a soda whore. Matt is talking politics. Elephants are going homeless. Plus, is Gatorland too expensive? Can the couch belt be saved? Why does Pat think Matt should have a sex change? All that and a smoking hot batman take and it all happens LIVE!
294: Attack of the Killer St. Patrick's Day Potatoes
Grab your Dramamine and rum punch and meet us in a parentheses within a parentheses for an apocalyptic new LIVE! The government has tried to cover up the tragic killer potato attack at last week’s Macy’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Raccoon City, but the Boiz are here to get the truth out. And before you get caught unaware, it’s time for some tips and tricks to protect yourself if potatoes strike in a town near you. Matt gets mounted. Pat breaks his snorkel gear. Frosty is a mudman. Plus, where is the soul of Mr. Potato Head? Can you weaponize a T-shirt cannon? Will Shelby Pexler save the day? Every day we rise and it all happens LIVE!
293: Prepare Your Battle Wagons
Grab your lava cannons and get ready to chuckle and buckle on an all new LIVE! Pat is shaved and ready to rumble as the Boiz go head-to-head in a race to the (probably death). How anti-gravity is Pat’s anti-gravity field? What is in Matt’s egg bombs? Can a metallic bird with warp nacelles be brought down by magnet plates? Plus, T-word as Kermit. Hamster balls of doom. Bungalow After Dark. It’s a show. It exists. You will listen. It’s LIVE!
292: The Boiz Solve the Egg Crisis
Grab your egg-bound parakeet and lay on demand in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are once again called in to solve a crisis, and once again they do it with ease. Chickens are calling out sick, and egg prices are soaring. How can we crack this case? One chicken, two butts, there’s a solution. Chicken orgies, boom, two solutions. It’s time to put Eggmerica first, folks. Sorry, yolks. Plus, are bugs giving ant flu? Would you eat your friend’s eggs? How many butts are we talkin’, here? Seagulls are people and it all happens LIVE!
291: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters: "The Lord of The Rings" (1978)
Grab your ring of power and join us on a quest through 2/3rds of 2/3rds of J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic trilogy, rendered in eye-popping 70’s animation! The Bung Boiz are back to review another classic piece of cinema, this time it’s the cartoon “The Lord of the Rings,” complete with the weirdest character designs and worst voice acting you can imagine. Gandalf goes to outer space. All the Hobbits are chainsmokers. Bill the donkey gets ripped to shreds. It’s an age of terrifying rotoscope and queer Gollums. An era of colorful wizards and Samwise with a possible learning disability. Will the Boiz make it to Mount Doom before they run out of time (in their episode)? Tune in because it all happens LIVE!
290: Best Times to Sneak Up On Your Enemy
Grab your penile spikes and go butt to butt in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are trying to stick each other with grenades in vulnerable moments. Matt is stuck in traffic. Pat is playing video games. Stitch is feeling lucky. Plus, Does Pat shower with a gun? Is Matt afraid of the toilet? Do they have tubs in London? The gobbledygook is out of control and the vile pug offspring comma was smushed in the womb. It all happens LIVE!
Malice-Times Day Gifts
Grab your kitchenware and linens and walk a mile in the pouring rain on an all new LIVE! Its V-day, but the boys are filled with malice so they’re sending gifts to the people they hate. Matt is giving the gift of “K” texts. Pat tortures his enemies with a hamster. Margaret spreads her bee wings and flies. Plus, who are muppets? Why was Kendrick Lamar wearing an Amazon necklace? Is Pat’s obsession with swords like a dog who doesn’t know he’s a dog? Grab a chair if you dare because it’s all happening LIVE!