Grab your reallyvaluabalanium and get ready for the holidays on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are harnessing Christmas magic and if Pat runs out of space on his computer the show will just end. Matt is overly accessible. Papa sold his business. Patience is weening herself off sugar. Plus, otter deaths: criminal? What is the most popular show among listeners who also listen to this show? Can Pat ask you something? All that and joy vampires and it all happens LIVE!
332: Epstein Files Spin Zone
Grab your files and prepare to lawyer up on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are doing current events this week, for better or for worse (you decide!). Are things extra dark this year? Is the podcast's lack of success actually impressive? Is Pat's cat sick for crapping on the floor, or just a jerk? Plus, Pat's gym gets ICE attacked. Matt finds a doppelgänger in Florida. The island has good bones. All that and the Obama files and it all happens LIVE!
331: Mystery Box
Grab your horn shoe and remake bad movies on an all new LIVE! Tony Bennett has died and the Boiz are here to cheer you up. Matt gets a job offer in Tunisia. Pat is attacked for having limited memory (on his computer). Guillermo does "Wolf Man." Plus, can a squirrel bite a finger off? Are horses bad for the ozone? Is Tony Romo okay? Sources across the web weigh in and it all happens LIVE!
330: First They Came for the Penny...
Grab your pennies and pinch them on an all new LIVE! They've stopped smelting the penny. What are they coming for next? Matt unbuttons his pants at the movies. Pat is a sneaky football phone man. The Boiz are big talk-bar lookers. Plus, are Cheeto modifications a false flag operation? Did Pat ever see Matt's childhood bedroom? What is Zealandia and how does it serve us? All that and moral liquidity and it all happens LIVE!
329: Brewster's Thanksgiving
Grab your appendix and head to Alaska for an all new LIVE! The Boiz have $1 million and only a week to spend it all on Thanksgiving. Would Matt eat an extinct bird? How much does one Seal Team 6 cost? Why doesn't Marvin Harrison Jr. return Pat's calls? Plus, football games on battleships, the soil of choice, and emancipated turkeys. Pat's hip hurts and it all happens LIVE!
328: I'll Look That Up
Grab your minibiota and join us for a time dilated new episode of LIVE! Pat and Matt both bring different topics to the table, and they compromise by doing both. Matt doesn't want his char in the atmosphere. Pat clones an army of Seabiscuits. Buffett's law states that it is five o'clock somewhere. Plus, does a deep belly button mean you're more athletic? Should Pat meal prep fourteen weeks of soup? What is a minibiota and why should Matt care? All that and Donald Romo and it all happens LIVE!
327: Double Trouble
Grab your British sugar bombs and rake your leaves onto an all new LIVE! What would you double in your life to make things better...or worse? Pat gets caught on camera promoting good manners. Matt fuels his espresso machine with chicken souls. The government demolishes the White House to hide evidence of a secret McDonalds. Plus, has anybody ever masturbated to the show? Is Pat a level 7 susceptible? Why is Matt afraid of energy? First they came for our idiots and we said nothing, and it all happens LIVE!
326: Couples Costumes Gone Wrong
Grab your horse costume and prepare to be the front end on an all new LIVE! It's time for the grand finale to Spooktober and the Boiz are doing it in style, with games and trivia and a draft of the worst couples costumes if one half bails on the bit. Do xenomorphs have morals? Is Freddy's Dead the final Fred? What are the top grossing horror movies of all time? Plus, Matt loves his headlamp. Pat is haunted by a ghost tooth. Graboid gets Of Mice and Men'd. It's Matt's last day in London and it all happens LIVE!
325: 2025 Halloween Bee
Grab your gummibärchen and join Trivia Master Zach for another year of Bungalow trivia! In this year's annual bee, Pat and Matt go head-to-head in spooky Halloween-themed categories like Goosebumps or Golden Girls and Movie Math. Can Pat divide Leprechauns In The Hood by Leprechauns In Space? Can Matt resist a creepy VHS marked "secret Star Trek episode?" Will Zach switch up the question format mid-round? Plus, eggs are bubbles. Gummy is chewy. Pat...book guy? All that and the price of homes and it all happens LIVE!
324: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters - "One Cut of the Dead" (2017)
Grab your boutique licorice and meet us in Japan for an all new LIVE! The Boiz welcome on Friend of the Show Flippo to talk "One Cut of the Dead," a spooky-ooky 2017 foreign horror film. Do subtitles count as a book? Are Tootsie Rolls the lucky pennies of candy? Are star ratings bad for the culture? Plus, the spirit of fun doesn't move Pat. Matt and Flip sniff the movies before they watch. The podcast boycotts "Athens by Kaleidoscope." All that and rocks in the water and it all happens LIVE!
323: Best and Worst Weres
Grab your derelict ship and head in balls-a-swingin' for an all new LIVE! Werewolves, bad. But WereSunscreen...good? That's what the Boiz are here to discuss. Does Spirit Halloween own Spirit Airlines? Has society moved beyond school girl costumes? What does Pat's head feel like? Plus, Matt can't stand a hard pear. Waldo goes woke. A skateboarding, pizza-eating wolf stops kids from doing drugs. All that and Buzzo the dog and it all happens LIVE!
322. Tips and Tricks for Trick or Treat
Grab your chocolate covered Altoids and and head into Spooktober for an all new LIVE! It's officially the holiday season and the Boiz are making the most of it with a whole month of Halloween-themed episodes. This week, they're talking the best trick or treat hacks. Pat is full of lies thanks to dream serum. Matt is walking the beaches of Ireland. Bunzo is picked off by the Spirit of Candy Vengeance. Plus, what are some of your favorite costume memories? Is Bad Bunny a good choice for the Super Bowl halftime show? Why are the Boiz on their soapboxes? All that and Rooney Clooney and it all happens LIVE!
321: The Spotted Lantern Fly Invasion
Grab your Wi-Flies and and join us at BungAid for an all new LIVE! Jimby Kimbell is back and so are the Boiz, this time solving the venomous invading Chinese lantern fly crisis. Matt apologizes for last week’s backwards microphone. Pat is a low level demon. Billy Bricks spoils the largest surprise in show history. Plus, how many chameleons is too many? Is there a McDonalds in the White House? Why don’t they build the whole wall out of lava? All that and Miss Gundry and it all happens LIVE!
320: Positive Vibes Only
Grab your blueberry donuts and join the Boiz in studio res for an all new LIVE! There is a lot of negativity in the world, so the Boiz are keeping it positive and wholesome this week. Pat does not complain about Kyler Murray. Matt is thrilled that he got laid off. Christopher III is looking for the one piece of fruit. Plus, what is the theme for this year's trivia bee? Will the Easter bunny see his shadow? Who will win in cryptids vs. aliens? All that and Bubba's Bugs-Be-Gone and it all happens LIVE!
319. Specialty Stores
Grab your cheese phone and head to EJ's Suits for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back in business, opening specialty stores in a neighborhood near you. Pat opens a bookshop that encourages you to not buy any books. Matt is a blanket guy. Friend-of-the-Show Jared is nutrient stealing. Plus, have you been to Christopher the III's on High Street? What is Matt's creepiness factor? Why does Pat have so many broken teeth? All that and old men in the back playing dominos and it all happens LIVE!
318: What We Do That Our Wives Find Sexy
Grab your red panda tents and streamline the viscosity on an all new LIVE! What do the Boiz do that their wives find sexy? Matt eats dead things to survive. Pat has a new world disability. Plus, why are people in mines? Why is the world trying to end the show? Where's the binturong during all of this? Awareness, relationships, revenue, vision, capacity, and it all happens LIVE!
317: The 2025 Poor Packaging Boiz Variety Hour
Grab your malfunctioning buzzers and prepare to get wrapped poorly on an all new LIVE! The Flex Boys return for another preseason party, full of predictions, games, lists, and more! Cruise Wolfe hosts a game of Jeopardy that will have you howling with laughter. Billy Bricks reveals where "Troy" lands on his list of best movies. Matt runs out of bowls. Pat like his toxic dye. Plus, is Shia the new Indy? What's a WAG? What did Roger Williams Zoo do now? All that and shoutout Zach, he loves Godzilla. And it all happens LIVE!
316: Best Movies of the 21st Century (2000-2024)
Grab your extra large gruel and join us at the movie theater for the best movies of the century! It's time for the plague rats of podcasting to bring it home with their four favorite movies. Pat goes to horses a lot, but Matt is the War Horse guy. Rover Dangerfield is played 24/7 in hell. Plus, who is flip-flapping that hog? What is in Chekov's box? Has the List Demon come to claim a soul? All that and White Chicks and it all happens LIVE!
315: To Catch a Lizard
Grab your sexy burger with bazonkas and join us in Massachusetts, now Connecticut, now back in Massachusetts for an all new LIVE! The Goose is loose, and it's time for the Boiz to catch him. Can they solve yet another problem and bring this orphanage-burning water monitor to justice? Or will fire monitor and grass monitor stand in their way? Plus, kids and cobblers. Eggs with freckles. Stinky Tiki Wakanda. All that and six of the top ten movies of the 21st century (so far) and it all happens LIVE!
314: Candles 2: Cosmetics
Grab your interdimensional eye shadow and meet us in the cosmetics section for an all new LIVE! Guess what, morons? The Boiz are revisiting a classic this week, and if you know you know. Plus, they reveal their 20th-11th favorite movies of the 21st century (so far). Matt does not ponder The Simpsons Movie. Pat puffs when he walks. Plus, why don’t they put scales on boats? Did Matt own a Garden State lunchbox? Can Pat name five James Bond movies? These ghosts need a job and it all happens LIVE!