Grab your blueberry donuts and join the Boiz in studio res for an all new LIVE! There is a lot of negativity in the world, so the Boiz are keeping it positive and wholesome this week. Pat does not complain about Kyler Murray. Matt is thrilled that he got laid off. Christopher III is looking for the one piece of fruit. Plus, what is the theme for this year's trivia bee? Will the Easter bunny see his shadow? Who will win in cryptids vs. aliens? All that and Bubba's Bugs-Be-Gone and it all happens LIVE!
319. Specialty Stores
Grab your cheese phone and head to EJ's Suits for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back in business, opening specialty stores in a neighborhood near you. Pat opens a bookshop that encourages you to not buy any books. Matt is a blanket guy. Friend-of-the-Show Jared is nutrient stealing. Plus, have you been to Christopher the III's on High Street? What is Matt's creepiness factor? Why does Pat have so many broken teeth? All that and old men in the back playing dominos and it all happens LIVE!
318: What We Do That Our Wives Find Sexy
Grab your red panda tents and streamline the viscosity on an all new LIVE! What do the Boiz do that their wives find sexy? Matt eats dead things to survive. Pat has a new world disability. Plus, why are people in mines? Why is the world trying to end the show? Where's the binturong during all of this? Awareness, relationships, revenue, vision, capacity, and it all happens LIVE!
317: The 2025 Poor Packaging Boiz Variety Hour
Grab your malfunctioning buzzers and prepare to get wrapped poorly on an all new LIVE! The Flex Boys return for another preseason party, full of predictions, games, lists, and more! Cruise Wolfe hosts a game of Jeopardy that will have you howling with laughter. Billy Bricks reveals where "Troy" lands on his list of best movies. Matt runs out of bowls. Pat like his toxic dye. Plus, is Shia the new Indy? What's a WAG? What did Roger Williams Zoo do now? All that and shoutout Zach, he loves Godzilla. And it all happens LIVE!
316: Best Movies of the 21st Century (2000-2024)
Grab your extra large gruel and join us at the movie theater for the best movies of the century! It's time for the plague rats of podcasting to bring it home with their four favorite movies. Pat goes to horses a lot, but Matt is the War Horse guy. Rover Dangerfield is played 24/7 in hell. Plus, who is flip-flapping that hog? What is in Chekov's box? Has the List Demon come to claim a soul? All that and White Chicks and it all happens LIVE!
315: To Catch a Lizard
Grab your sexy burger with bazonkas and join us in Massachusetts, now Connecticut, now back in Massachusetts for an all new LIVE! The Goose is loose, and it's time for the Boiz to catch him. Can they solve yet another problem and bring this orphanage-burning water monitor to justice? Or will fire monitor and grass monitor stand in their way? Plus, kids and cobblers. Eggs with freckles. Stinky Tiki Wakanda. All that and six of the top ten movies of the 21st century (so far) and it all happens LIVE!
314: Candles 2: Cosmetics
Grab your interdimensional eye shadow and meet us in the cosmetics section for an all new LIVE! Guess what, morons? The Boiz are revisiting a classic this week, and if you know you know. Plus, they reveal their 20th-11th favorite movies of the 21st century (so far). Matt does not ponder The Simpsons Movie. Pat puffs when he walks. Plus, why don’t they put scales on boats? Did Matt own a Garden State lunchbox? Can Pat name five James Bond movies? These ghosts need a job and it all happens LIVE!
313: Define Vacation
Grab your Meep Moop and head to Vista Del Mar on an all new LIVE! The Movie Kings are back for another entry in the Best of 21st Century list, but that's not all. Matt's Yums are being yucked. Pat won't let his daughter date a robot. Rumors are going around the Libstagram. Plus, do you need time off to take a vacation? Does Matt make Pat eat the cheese? What else has Lacy Ruin been in? All that and ol' swifty swifty and it all happens LIVE!
312: What Else Did We Overshoot?
Grab your recycled plastic spoon chairs and join us in Vietnam for an all new LIVE! What does CGI have in common with America? We overshot perfection. Now, the Boiz are here to determine what else has already peaked. Matt misses TV shows that had more than ten episodes. Pat wants to bring back smoking on airplanes. Together, the Boiz ranked their 31st-50th best movies of the 21st century. Plus, what if we brought back JFK? Is music bad or are we just old? Man or trash can? All that and more an it all happens LIVE!
311: Do It Yourself
Grab your black market nitro brew and join us in a giant van for an all new LIVE! What are some tasks you'd rather do yourself? Billy Zane puts on a masterclass. Matt relates to Lord Farquaad. Brock Lesnar pours sprinkles down Pat's throat. Plus, what are the 50-41st best movies of the 21st century? Is it a man's job to cut his own hair? What would all the plants eat if we stopped burning coal? All that and ointments in the car and it all happens LIVE!
310: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters - The Jurassic Dinoverse (1993-2025)
Grab your lucky pack and prepare to be ambushed in an all new LIVE! Pat and Matt are clever girls and they've come at you from both ends with a Bungalow Block breakdown of all seven Jurassic movies. How high is the hide? Who killed the JP3 pteranodons? Does the D-Rex identify as bald? Plus, a phallic brachiosaurus. Pat draws the line at dino gymnastics. Matt lists the NYT top ten movies of the 21st century. Someone has to pick up that sick wizard's book and it has to happen LIVE!
309: The New Pledge of Allegiance
Grab your stag and throw on "The Music Man" for a big, beautiful Independence Day celebration. It's the dawn of a new empire, and so the time has come to update the pledge. Pat doesn't have time for extra buttons. Matt wants the structural malleability of an octopus. Troy Aikman has never seen a hole that big. Plus, what happens if a downhill runner runs uphill? Has America overshot utopia? It is disrespectful to the troops if you don't rate, subscribe, and review? Mustafa Ali is here and he's ready for it all to happen LIVE!
308: Design the Perfect Playground
Grab your sponge rubber and join us in Playgroundopolis for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are taking it back to sixth grade when playgrounds were primo. Pat purposefully tries to do something uninteresting that nobody will enjoy. Matt forces his friend to play make-believe Jurassic Park III. Jeremy gets flung into a tree. Plus, what does a fairy have on a bug? Does ice become water before it becomes steam? How long can you hang? All that and lava and it all happens LIVE!
307: Bungalow Board Games-Trial By Trolley
Grab your lever and pull to kill aliens in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are tackling the moral dilemma of the trolley problem. Would Pat kill the best Jurassic movie to preserve the other five? Would Matt murder a friendly dragon to save a necrophiliac? Is running over Jesus allowed since he's meant to die for our sins anyway? Plus, the Muppets meet Saddam. A turkey attacks. Pat's old plastic movie theater cup meets a tragic end. All that and shrimp tacos and it all happens LIVE!
306: Time Rattlers
Grab your gaggledygoo and join the Part Oners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here to further their exploration of post-modern friendship. Did people eat mummies? How does flying happen? Is Edmonton named after a guy called Ed? Plus, Pat gives his graham cracker life hack. Matt rallies his social network to win a rare book. The Normals meet expectations again. Non-exploding children prevail and it all happens LIVE!
305: Insurance You Actually Want
Grab your big juicy un-moisturized arms and meet us in Venice Beach for an all new LIVE! We all need insurance, but we don't actually want it. Well, now we do! Pat insures going to new restaurants. Matt insures his unrealized goals. plus, is 2025 a filler episode for humanity? Are you getting down with freeze-dried fruit? Is lip balm snake oil? All that and the reverse flash and it all happens LIVE!
304: Night Club for Olds
Grab your oxygen tanks and make your way to the VIP rug recliners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening a new night club and it's strictly for the age bracket that isn't allowed to listen to the show (nursing home eligibles and above). Pat cashes in on dumb dumbs. Matt isn't worried about Will Anderson. Jack Black gets the good Twisted Tea. Plus, do you want us to brainwash you? Why can't you twitch the curtains? Wouldn't it be nice if you could just go into a closet for ten minutes? All that and fancy people eating mummies and it all happens LIVE!
303: Part Two-Rich Matt/Poor Pat
Grab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!
303: Part One-Not a Waste of 20 Minutes
Grab your scissorhands and backstab Pat in part one of an all new LIVE! There is a new pope in town and he bleeds red, white, and blue. But is he American enough? Plus, Matt commits betrayal Pat. Pat is a guy's guy. The devil makes pea soup. This post-friendship modern exploration of something might be nonsense, but it's not a waste of 20 minutes! And it's LIVE!
302: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters: "Back to the Future Part III" (1990)
Grab your big container of chopped up logs and meet us in 1885 for a new Beach Bung Block! Take a swig of wake up juice and let's talk movies. For the first time in 5.5 years, Matt speaks properly into his mic. Pat learns all about Jules Verne. Robert Zemeckis has a weird fixation with the uncanny valley. Plus, who is the barbed wire salesman? Would you stay or would you go? Mom, that salesman is on TV! All that and ZZ Tops and it all happens LIVE!